“I don’t know what’s gonna happen. I wish I could look into the future ball.”

– I’m no fortune teller, but it’s crystal clear to me: More sleep.

“I don’t have thousand dollar pairs of shoes. I’d rather save an elephant.”

– On the subject of the proper level of investment one should make in sunglasses.

“Look at the birds roasting in that tree.”

– I considered setting the tree on fire just to make her make sense, but apparently Cockatoos are not delicious.