“I don’t know what’s gonna happen. I wish I could look into the future ball.”

– I’m no fortune teller, but it’s crystal clear to me: More sleep.

“I don’t have thousand dollar pairs of shoes. I’d rather save an elephant.”

– On the subject of the proper level of investment one should make in sunglasses.

“Control your gusty breath, you’ve got a hurricane snout.”

– Apparently I can be a blustery breather.

“Oh no! It’s gone totally haywol.”

– Sentences can go haywire if the right word goes A.W.O.L.

“We need an energetic horse field to protect us.”

– Neighing horses are a powerful force indeed.

“We’re not linear, we’re exponential.”

– In life. In spirit. In money. In love. Everything.

“Look at the birds roasting in that tree.”

– I considered setting the tree on fire just to make her make sense, but apparently Cockatoos are not delicious.

“Where’s the V.I.P-ness?”

– To da bouncer at da club. Got a laugh and us in for free. Say it out loud and you’ll know why.

“I don’t want to live in someone else’s mistake.”

– Shopping for rural homes and land can be such a disappointment in Australia.