“That dress has a lot of layers. It’s like a geodesic strata something.”

– I think she was really talking about the birthday cake. 

“It’s horizontal-tom.”

– I’m not Tom, but it is bedtime.

Note: There is some disagreement on the veracity of this post, as SHE says she said “Time,” but when I asked her if she just said “Tom,” she said “Yes.” Who is right?

“I can’t pop this zit because the skin around it is too bulgeous.”

– Squeezing out new words. Daily.