“We need an energetic horse field to protect us.”

– Neighing horses are a powerful force indeed.

“We’re not linear, we’re exponential.”

– In life. In spirit. In money. In love. Everything.

“Look at the birds roasting in that tree.”

– I considered setting the tree on fire just to make her make sense, but apparently Cockatoos are not delicious.

“Where’s the V.I.P-ness?”

– To da bouncer at da club. Got a laugh and us in for free. Say it out loud and you’ll know why.

“I don’t want to live in someone else’s mistake.”

– Shopping for rural homes and land can be such a disappointment in Australia.

“Wherever it gets cold, people get interesting.”

– Because in warm places people just go outside to play in the sun and don’t use their brains.

“I want to be the Narwhal”

– It’s a long story, that may one day makes sense if you head on over to www.goodmorningdreamer.com

“Who wants to use the baby forks? Not me. I’m not a baby.”

– When you haven’t done dishes in a while and all the big forks are dirty.