“I don’t want to live in someone else’s mistake.”

– Shopping for rural homes and land can be such a disappointment in Australia.

“Wherever it gets cold, people get interesting.”

– Because in warm places people just go outside to play in the sun and don’t use their brains.

We Need a Word Face Though

A real, dyslexic person invented a font that makes it easier to distinguish between commonly confused letters. Which is great, but may not help my baby.

“Who wants to use the baby forks? Not me. I’m not a baby.”

– When you haven’t done dishes in a while and all the big forks are dirty.