“I can’t pop this zit because the skin around it is too bulgeous.”

– Squeezing out new words. Daily.

“It’s time lights out switches switching”

– Definitely past her bedtime.

“She’s like a head in deer lights.”

– Get out of the road dumb ass.

“This might be worse than when Chumpsfeld was President”

– You know, Cheney + Rumsfeld. Chumpsfeld.

“I think all the brain went to my belly.”

– This is what I get for asking her a “tough” question after she’d just finished a steak.

“Our mango tree is going bananas!”

– It is. We’re going to have a lot of banangos this season.