“She grew up on a boat so she had lots of interesting stories to shell.”

– Regarding the funny and fabulous Hannah Pembroke’s performance at LMA’s NIGHT SHIFT improv comedy show.

“I feel like watching something. Or maybe reading. Nah, watching cartoons. Watching cartoons is definitely good for you.”

– Saturday morning with Amy

“Maybe we have to make you a filler bridge.”

– It fills in the hole and bridges the gap. Where your tooth used to be. Duh.