“I don’t know what’s gonna happen. I wish I could look into the future ball.”

– I’m no fortune teller, but it’s crystal clear to me: More sleep.

“I don’t have thousand dollar pairs of shoes. I’d rather save an elephant.”

– On the subject of the proper level of investment one should make in sunglasses.

“We need an energetic horse field to protect us.”

– Neighing horses are a powerful force indeed.

“Look at the birds roasting in that tree.”

– I considered setting the tree on fire just to make her make sense, but apparently Cockatoos are not delicious.

“I don’t want to live in someone else’s mistake.”

– Shopping for rural homes and land can be such a disappointment in Australia.