“Wherever it gets cold, people get interesting.”

– Because in warm places people just go outside to play in the sun and don’t use their brains.

“Who wants to use the baby forks? Not me. I’m not a baby.”

– When you haven’t done dishes in a while and all the big forks are dirty.

“She grew up on a boat so she had lots of interesting stories to shell.”

– Regarding the funny and fabulous Hannah Pembroke’s performance at LMA’s NIGHT SHIFT improv comedy show.

“I feel like watching something. Or maybe reading. Nah, watching cartoons. Watching cartoons is definitely good for you.”

– Saturday morning with Amy

“Maybe we have to make you a filler bridge.”

– It fills in the hole and bridges the gap. Where your tooth used to be. Duh.