“That dress has a lot of layers. It’s like a geodesic strata something.”

– I think she was really talking about the birthday cake. 

“It’s horizontal-tom.”

– I’m not Tom, but it is bedtime.

Note: There is some disagreement on the veracity of this post, as SHE says she said “Time,” but when I asked her if she just said “Tom,” she said “Yes.” Who is right?

“It’s definitely gin and clock o’tonic”

– She doesn’t even have to be drunk.

“It’s time lights out switches switching”

– Definitely past her bedtime.