“She’s like a head in deer lights.”

– Get out of the road dumb ass.

“This might be worse than when Chumpsfeld was President”

– You know, Cheney + Rumsfeld. Chumpsfeld.

“I think all the brain went to my belly.”

– This is what I get for asking her a “tough” question after she’d just finished a steak.

“Our mango tree is going bananas!”

– It is. We’re going to have a lot of banangos this season.

“I’m gonna make us some pale kortuguese soup.”

– She doesn’t always have to be sleepy. Hunger can also, apparently, trigger the problem.

“I’d like to be a why on the floor.”

– I think she meant she’d like to be a fly on the wall. To spy on someone.