“America right now is like you have the cramps and you just want to shit it all out.”

– Trump #loser

“He does it on purpose. So he can be the beef of the street.”

– Why our cat eats so much and gets fat.

“That dress has a lot of layers. It’s like a geodesic strata something.”

– I think she was really talking about the birthday cake. 

“It’s definitely gin and clock o’tonic”

– She doesn’t even have to be drunk.