– Casting call: teenaged Hasidic Jew, male, riding electric one wheel skateboard, with dapper Fedora, wispy shylocks and that shirt thing with the dangly tassels.
– Regarding a particularly fragrant flower.
– Trump #loser
– Shorthand for “a date in the diary.”
– Why our cat eats so much and gets fat.
– I could see her point.
– Shit + People. (Not the other kind, who can’t think for themselves).
– She pulled on the door. Obviously.
– I think she was really talking about the birthday cake.
– When a snuggle goes wrong.
– At Govinda’s in case you want to movie a see.