“Can’t you find a nice tarecaker?”

– We were discussing who would look after our pet goat and donkey when we travelled. If we had a pet goat and donkey.

“He should be a character in a milm or foovie.”

– Casting call: teenaged Hasidic Jew, male, riding electric one wheel skateboard, with dapper Fedora, wispy shylocks and that shirt thing with the dangly tassels.