– Shit + People. (Not the other kind, who can’t think for themselves).
– She pulled on the door. Obviously.
– I think she was really talking about the birthday cake.
– When a snuggle goes wrong.
– At Govinda’s in case you want to movie a see.
– I’m not Tom, but it is bedtime.
Note: There is some disagreement on the veracity of this post, as SHE says she said “Time,” but when I asked her if she just said “Tom,” she said “Yes.” Who is right?
– She doesn’t even have to be drunk.