“I can’t pop this zit because the skin around it is too bulgeous.”

– Squeezing out new words. Daily.

“This might be worse than when Chumpsfeld was President”

– You know, Cheney + Rumsfeld. Chumpsfeld.

“I think all the brain went to my belly.”

– This is what I get for asking her a “tough” question after she’d just finished a steak.

“I’m gonna make us some pale kortuguese soup.”

– She doesn’t always have to be sleepy. Hunger can also, apparently, trigger the problem.