– For once, I have no words.
“I don’t feel anything anymore, so that’s good.”
– When life gets dumb, get comfortably numb.
“They made the place so cuzy.”
– The place where her vocabulary lives is also cozy and cute.
“I don’t want anything to do with that crazy witch. With a “B.”
– When you ride a broom it’s good to stick the landing.
“I’m not ready for any more weeks.”
– Sometimes it seems like that Sunday Night Feeling will never end.
“The whole situation is a cacklefuck.”
– When a clusterfuck is so bad all you can do is laugh at it.
“I went to bed light last night.”
– I’m just as in the dark on this one as you are.
“I have to wash my eye, it’s really huritchin.”
– Can you see my pain?
“It’s better than dirch. I mean dunch.”
– Some might say late lunch or early dinner. If they can say anything at all.
“After the gin and talk it, I was done.”
– Sometimes you empty the bottle. Sometimes the bottle empties you.
“Don’t start turning into this old man with weird noises happening.”
– Too late.