“I have to make some bum burps now.”

– These are almost as bad as mouth farts. Also, “Mouth Farts” might be a better name for this blog.

“Can you please help with the process of morning?”

– If I don’t assist with breakfast she gives me grief.

“Nothing is crazy to me, except stupid people.”

– In a world where anything is possible, some people choose to remain impossible, and they will drive you nuts if you let them.