– When you’re too tired to talk.
“The galaxy is a human construct.”
– Everything is unreal.
“She’s taken the dice to the wee.”
– Some people try their luck in the toilet.
(Special guest post)
“I’m not dumbed to the shit side.”
– It takes smarts to see the good and the bad of a situation.
(Special guest post.)
“That’s not bitchy, that’s just reality.”
– Some people can’t handle the truth.
“It doesn’t feel good to feel bad.”
– When she’s right, she’s right.
“I was gonna conk that over.”
– She’ll knock it out of the park and get the job done. After a nap.
“I don’t even know how you get out of the fuckness.”
– There is no escaping the mess that is Trump’s America.
“They got extracized.”
– When ostracism goes too far.
“There’s no gunningness because my car is slowly going slower.”
– Her old jalopy can’t shoot up the road like it used to.
“I got it up my sleeve to do some gardening.”
– Roll up to her gorgeous garden and you’ll see she’s an Ace.
(Note: This is a special mother-in-law guest post, so you see where Wifey gets it.)