– Curious? Hungry? Both?
“It’s a leg in the door.”
– Why stop at just a foot?
“I want the super jivin’ dance boogie off.”
– AKA the playlist to beat all playlists.
“Do you ever feel like you’re hanging in between dimensions?”
– Yes and no.
“I bit that so it wouldn’t go up my nose.”
– Cocktail garnish: 0. Nostrils: 1.
“I want to be the flower police woman.”
– All bad arrangements are under arrest.
“I don’t generally have such fuck fuck days.”
– This means bad bad, not sexy sexy.
“Does it smell like reincarnated bacon?”
🐷 or 🏈 ?
“You’re gonna be like those old men on The Muppets in the cacklebox.
– Apparently my eyebrows have reached puppet-like proportions and it’s no laughing matter.
“See, movies were better back then. They didn’t have all these guns and whores and beat ’em ups.”
– ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“I feel like I have bacon oil up my nose because all I small is bacon.”
– Don’t let your Neti pot run dry. Bacon Oil. Now available in 6oz, 12oz and our new Jumbo 1-gallon jugs.