– Cold weather: Chimay. Hot weather: Corona. See?
“It’s called thinking medicine.”
– Or, as you and I call them, M&M’s.
“You’re getting wrassless.”
– When it comes to words, I can’t always pin her down, but it’s fun to try.
“I’m starting to lose your words.”
– They can be found in that part of her brain where sleep is.”
“It’s all just snots.”
– Stress can cause back problems. And also other problems.
“I don’t like feet things.”
– This includes pedicures, tickles, and fish. Apparently.
“I’m digging these noodles. They’re not heinous.”
– When I cook, this is as close to “delicious” as there is.
“That’s the nuts and potatoes.”
– The meat and bolts of the situation is clear now.
“I’m ready to phase out this day.”
– Phase 1: Change into pyjamas.
– Phase 2: Brush teeth.
– Phase 3: Turn rest of brain off.
“I feel like I want to have a stretch or a big soul fart.”
– Whatever it takes to get the badness out of the body.
“They got the beat shit out of them.”
– Poop to the rhythm. 👊 Or else.