– And if you happen to stop by it may be hopping.
Author: Husband
“I have to make some bum burps now.”
– These are almost as bad as mouth farts. Also, “Mouth Farts” might be a better name for this blog.
“Mental hellness.”
– America. Now.
“There’s not enough icing on the meat.”
– Nor cake on the bone.
“Can you please help with the process of morning?”
– If I don’t assist with breakfast she gives me grief.
“Do you want me to delete some water?”
– Things started to overflow when I added myself to the tub.
“Dip. Dip. Not scoop.”
– When sharing dessert, one must follow the proper spoon etiquette.
“I think I know how to get here from here.”
– Wherever you go, there you are.
“I could easily hit the sleep.”
– I on the other hand could easily fall a hay.
“Nothing is crazy to me, except stupid people.”
– In a world where anything is possible, some people choose to remain impossible, and they will drive you nuts if you let them.
“I’m having a mid-life conundrum.”
– Some people question their decisions. I question their choice of words.