– Some might say late lunch. Or early dinner.
Author: Husband
“After the gin and talk it, I was done.”
– Sometimes you empty the bottle. Sometimes the bottle empties you.
“Don’t start turning into this old man with weird noises happening.”
– Too late.
“His current crush is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, but it used to be Hairy Bally.”
– I still like Hairy Bally.
“I don’t want to drive the shift stick.”
– Her backwords are automatic.
“Is the other pancake turned off?”
– Questions like this fry my brain.
“What do you think the plant’s favourite song is?”
– Umm… Which plant?
“I want to pluck your brains.”
– Curious? Hungry? Both?
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“It’s a leg in the door.”
– Why stop at just a foot?
“I want the super jivin’ dance boogie off.”
– AKA the playlist to beat all playlists.
“Do you ever feel like you’re hanging in between dimensions?”
– Yes and no.