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“It’s better than dirch. I mean dunch.”

– Some might say late lunch. Or early dinner.

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“After the gin and talk it, I was done.”

– Sometimes you empty the bottle. Sometimes the bottle empties you.

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“Don’t start turning into this old man with weird noises happening.”

– Too late.

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“His current crush is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, but it used to be Hairy Bally.”

– I still like Hairy Bally.

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“I don’t want to drive the shift stick.”

– Her backwords are automatic.

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“Is the other pancake turned off?”

– Questions like this fry my brain.

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“What do you think the plant’s favourite song is?”

– Umm… Which plant?

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“I want to pluck your brains.”

– Curious? Hungry? Both?

(Special guest post)

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“It’s a leg in the door.”

– Why stop at just a foot?

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“I want the super jivin’ dance boogie off.”

– AKA the playlist to beat all playlists.

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“Do you ever feel like you’re hanging in between dimensions?”

– Yes and no.

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