– All aboard the insta-bummer train.
– For starters, I wouldn’t know how to feel about this question.
– My lady’s stomach doth not greedily roar.
– Lest we forget there’s a story behind every scar.
– Her language skills are first class.
– Surfs up on the party train!
– A great kiss often starts with a look.
– Thankfully, the stench lingers long after the word vomit is gone.
– Nothing but new expressions up her sleeves.
– She’s good at notes though 😚 🎶
– Is… this… better…?