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Category: Words She Made Up

“I’ve got no more waitience.”

– When she gets tired of waiting for me and starts to lose patience.

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“Can’t you find a nice tarecaker?”

– We were discussing who would look after our pet goat and donkey when we travelled. If we had a pet goat and donkey.

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Author Posted on Categories Words She Made UpTags Donkey, GoatLeave a comment on “Can’t you find a nice tarecaker?”

“We’ve got a dite.”

– Shorthand for “a date in the diary.”

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Author Posted on Categories Things She Said, Words She Made UpTags Calendar, Date, DiaryLeave a comment on “We’ve got a dite.”

“I can’t pop this zit because the skin around it is too bulgeous.”

– Squeezing out new words. Daily.

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Author Posted on Categories Words She Made UpTags Acne, Bulbous, Bulge, ZitsLeave a comment on “I can’t pop this zit because the skin around it is too bulgeous.”
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