– Cocktail garnish: 0. Nostrils: 2.
– All bad arrangements are under arrest.
– This means bad bad, not sexy sexy.
🐷 or 🏈 ?
– Apparently my eyebrows have reached puppet-like proportions and it’s no laughing matter.
– Don’t let your Neti pot run dry. Bacon Oil. Now available in 6oz, 12oz and our new Jumbo 1-gallon jugs.
– Corner cabinets can, in fact, be real assholes to deal with.
– She has a taste for nonsense.
– At least one of us drank too much too quickly.
– Cold weather: Chimay. Hot weather: Corona. See?