– As long as they don’t stop we’ll both be fine.
“I wish I could talk to plants.”
– She means she wishes they could talk back.
“How’d you get so touchy feely?”
– Practice.
“Your hair is all clonky clown.”
– Good morning to you too.
“I might have tap maxed.”
– When you’re too tired to talk.
“The galaxy is a human construct.”
– Everything is unreal.
“She’s taken the dice to the wee.”
– Some people try their luck in the toilet.
(Special guest post)
“I’m not dumbed to the shit side.”
– It takes smarts to see the good and the bad of a situation.
(Special guest post.)
“That’s not bitchy, that’s just reality.”
– Some people can’t handle the truth.
“It doesn’t feel good to feel bad.”
– When she’s right, she’s right.
“I was gonna conk that over.”
– She’ll knock it out of the park and get the job done. After a nap.