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“I bit that so it wouldn’t go up my nose.”

– Cocktail garnish: 0. Nostrils: 2.

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Author HusbandPosted on February 3, 2021March 12, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I bit that so it wouldn’t go up my nose.”

“I want to be the flower police woman.”

– All bad arrangements are under arrest.

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Author HusbandPosted on January 27, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I want to be the flower police woman.”

“I don’t generally have such fuck fuck days.”

– This means bad bad, not sexy sexy.

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Author HusbandPosted on January 20, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I don’t generally have such fuck fuck days.”

“Does it smell like reincarnated bacon?”

🐷 or 🏈 ?

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Author HusbandPosted on January 13, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “Does it smell like reincarnated bacon?”

“You’re gonna be like those old men on The Muppets in the cacklebox.”

– Apparently my eyebrows have reached puppet-like proportions and it’s no laughing matter.

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Author HusbandPosted on January 6, 2021March 20, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “You’re gonna be like those old men on The Muppets in the cacklebox.”

“See, movies were better back then. They didn’t have all these guns and whores and beat ’em ups.”

– ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Author HusbandPosted on December 30, 2020December 30, 2020Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “See, movies were better back then. They didn’t have all these guns and whores and beat ’em ups.”

“I feel like I have bacon oil up my nose because all I small is bacon.”

– Don’t let your Neti pot run dry. Bacon Oil. Now available in 6oz, 12oz and our new Jumbo 1-gallon jugs.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 23, 2020December 30, 2020Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I feel like I have bacon oil up my nose because all I small is bacon.”

“That kitchen is a jerk!”

– Corner cabinets can, in fact, be real assholes to deal with.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 16, 2020Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “That kitchen is a jerk!”

“Do you ever get hungry but you don’t have an appetite?”

– She has a taste for nonsense.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 9, 2020Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “Do you ever get hungry but you don’t have an appetite?”

“You got shit fast.”

– At least one of us drank too much too quickly.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 2, 2020Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “You got shit fast.”

“It’s amazing how beer is really about the weather.”

– Cold weather: Chimay. Hot weather: Corona. See?

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Author HusbandPosted on November 25, 2020Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “It’s amazing how beer is really about the weather.”

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