– …
“We need to do nothing more often.”
– …
“I’m hugging your neck.”
– Nothing like a friendly chokehold.
“If we don’t keep it light and funny, it’s not worth it.”
– #lockdownlife #covid #notdeadyet
“I don’t think many people are confident whistlers.”
– Consider this an open challenge.
“You doin’ it up banana style?”
– Whatever you think this is, it isn’t. (Hint: 🥜 + 🍌 = 😋)
“I don’t like filing my nail toes.”
– And I don’t like when they against me scrape.
“These raspberries are so raspberry they almost taste fake.”
– They really were real good.
“I was laffilling.”
– Somewhere between a laugh and a giggle lies a laffle.
(Husband guest post. Starting to worry wife may be contagious.)
“I wanna be a dog dancer!”
– For once, I have no words.
“I don’t feel anything anymore, so that’s good.”
– When life gets dumb, get comfortably numb.
“They made the place so cuzy.”
– The place where her vocabulary lives is also cozy and cute.