– She doesn’t even have to be drunk.
– Squeezing out new words. Daily.
– Definitely past her bedtime.
– We are not racist. Intentionally.
– Get out of the road dumb ass.
– You know, Cheney + Rumsfeld. Chumpsfeld.
– This is what I get for asking her a “tough” question after she’d just finished a steak.
– It is. We’re going to have a lot of banangos this season.
– She doesn’t always have to be sleepy. Hunger can also, apparently, trigger the problem.
– I think she meant she’d like to be a fly on the wall. To spy on someone.
– In bed. Without socks. Again. (She knows she has cold feet.)